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The Virus – Part Two

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A Story About the Continued Comedic Aspects of Living Through a Pandemic

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At the beginning of a pandemic, the restrictive measures put in place to keep citizens safe appear temporary. It feels as though there’s a light (possibly UV) at the end of the seemingly short tunnel. As the internet memes have made clear, the governmental asks are simply that citizens sit on their couches and watch Netflix (or the 100 episodes of House Hunters International one has recorded on their TV), and this is a pretty simple request when compared to the heavy lifting done by past generations (e.g., fighting in wars, surviving prior to the industrial revolution).  The most complicated thing about the request to stay at home, is really whether a person chooses to use a regular or a heated blanket to keep comfortable while they lounge. As the number of days in quarantine draw on though, it’s natural to realize that there might be more to the sitting on the couch thing than one originally anticipated. Let’s explore this further in, “The Virus – Part Two”.

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The Unintended Recipient

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A Story Celebrating the Comedic Aspects of Modern-Day Communication Tools

Cold, sterile, and dangerous, are all words that you would use to describe your enemies but are also how today’s most commonly used communication methods, like text messages and email, are often characterized. Given this unflattering description, it isn’t surprising to hear people say “what a treat it is to receive a letter these days, a handwritten one at that”, and “how nice it would be to go back to the old days when you knew if you received a letter, someone, at least cared enough to find a pen or sacrifice some of their favorite lipstick…or blood, to get a message to you”.  Another important characteristic of this old-school communication method was that if it ended up in hands that it wasn’t meant to be in, due to an erroneous address on the envelope, or a mail delivery person not wearing their glasses, it was actually illegal for the unintended recipient to open it! Of course, if by some terrible twist of fate a letter was delivered to an incorrect mailbox whose owner had a more wicked spirit, there wasn’t too much that could be done, as he or she would likely take some sick pleasure in ignoring the order-keeper that was the law, but aside from that, generally, a letter was safe from prying eyes. Continue reading “The Unintended Recipient” →

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The Maze

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A Story Celebrating the Comedic Aspects of Not Being a Human Compass

Punctuality and directional literacy tend to go together like cheese and crackers. You might say that people who aren’t as proficient with directions as say, a cartographer is, should give themselves extra time when navigating to new locations. This is a fair comment; however, occasionally one is just too busy navigating the complexity of life to leave for a destination the necessary 16-hours early!

“The Maze” explores the phenomenon of being directionally inept, and the fun (?) that this can add to an individual like Paislee’s life.

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The Unwanted Mouth Guest

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A Story Celebrating the Comedic Challenges Associated with Eating

If you’ve ever eaten food, you can likely agree that your teeth do a pretty great job of breaking it down into small enough pieces for digestive processing. What this tiny enamel army doesn’t excel at is self–cleaning (but maybe in 20 years maybe it will. That’s how evolution works, right?!). Of course, 99% of the time, food particles move through your mouth in an orderly fashion, with every piece accepting its fate of journeying into the waterpark commonly known as the digestive system. That said, occasionally a morsel will attempt to avoid its destiny, and desperately hide between two chompers, leading to some unwanted challenges for the human being those chompers belong to. With that, let’s proceed into “The Unwanted Mouth Guest”.

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A Spring Commute – Part 2

by Lauren3 Comments on A Spring Commute – Part 2

A Story Celebrating the Humour in a Chaotic Commute

So, there I was, stuck in the door of the train. How fun. People were becoming increasingly agitated due to the delay in getting going and were looking to blame someone. In an effort to avoid being the target of any angry glares, or the subject of whispered exchanges, I desperately tried to hide the fact that I was the cause of the calamity.

“Obviously, the driver doesn’t know what he’s doing,” I heard one lady say to the fellow next to her.

He replied, “Or, he’s a beginner,” which sent them into snickers of laughter.

Evidently, my naturally chill aura and casual, nonchalant posture (you can never go wrong with an arm cross and a distant gaze, that says, “I’m thinking about things…that haven’t even been invented yet”), had thrown the annoyed passengers off my trail for the time being.

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